Four Word Story Volume III

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Re: Four Word Story Volume III

Post#1001 » Wed Aug 15, 2018 7:33 am

◀ Chapter 2 - Part 5 - Chapter 2 - Part 7 ▶

The Story Continues... Chapter 2 - The Menace Within - Part 6...

Garp looked up....Pregnant!!!!???

He excitedly kissed Ateela. Garp asked "who's daddy?"

You know it's Midge (a voice yelled out), “Not you, you maggot!” (yelled another).

Meanwhile, in Starbucks, Lando considered Vader's offer to sell "Energy Drinks" called "Mustafarian Volcano/Mountain Dew". They agreed drink "revenue" would... Oops... fund yet another DeathStar!

"It's tangy, but why?" (asked Lando)

"That's the Kessen juice" (replied Vader)

Lando shot Vader with (Mustafarian Volcano/Mountain Dew) {and} after they had too many shots, they stumbled into a wookie orgy of ideas, brainstorming for how to get as many Scout-trooper helmets as the Ewok Band called "Wicket an the Furry", which is a front for trafficking in illegal blue-milk lattes.

Lando reached under his cape and whipped out a huge blaster, pointing it at his own big head while cackling like a maniac. Leia leapt from her chair, but was tackled by Han who exclaimed, "It's too late!...Love Island has finished". Leia started crying hysterically.

Lando - "WTF! I missed"

Yoda snickered and then did stupid lightsaber flips while also cackling. Meanwhile Lando was ogling R2 as Prestige Droids watched R2D2 ride C-3PO around on Jabbas barge drinking.

Lando - "R2 is looking at Salacious Crumb picking over Lando's sloppy joe"

“Where am I?” Grug wondered, eyeing Londo's sloppy jalopy. Which he promptly realised was truly ugly.

Lando boarded the Falcon and headed to Sullust for a rendezvous with Snoke, who had miraculously transformed into a lady Twi'lek dancer for Jabba. (Hahaha) The rancor ate her.

MEANWHILE... Across the Galaxy, Leia stepped out of her Darth Vader costume and into Slave Bikini eyeing Boba Fett's large glowing fusion powered jackhammer.

Han winked at Bobby, pulling his gun and a “BANG” sign came out. Leia laughing, pointed her jet pack trooper in the proper direction. As it blasted off Garp finally caught up to Leia, who laughingly showed him a picture of her new speeder. Built for maximum comfort and maximum absorption of solar gamma radiation in higher speed light travel.

"Let's race", Lando exclaimed. Pushing the accelerator, he began his Kessel Run hoping he would survive last night's chicken vindaloo which was starting to burn through his engine.

An ewok emerged from the speeder’s vindaloo exhaust and eliminated the Empire.

Vader, in tears, shouted "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.... NOT EWOKS AGAIN!!!!! Those Furballs are so cute, but HIGH maintenance yet they continue to steal my granola bars to build tree houses"

Contacting Darth Sidious, Vader continued to feel emasculated...
 
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Re: Four Word Story Volume III

Post#1002 » Wed Aug 15, 2018 8:38 am

, his train set broken,
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Re: Four Word Story Volume III

Post#1003 » Wed Aug 15, 2018 8:53 am

and his marbles lost.
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Re: Four Word Story Volume III

Post#1004 » Wed Aug 15, 2018 9:58 am

Vader's new apprentice, the
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Re: Four Word Story Volume III

Post#1005 » Wed Aug 15, 2018 10:36 am

evil villain Miss Piggy


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Re: Four Word Story Volume III

Post#1006 » Wed Aug 15, 2018 5:34 pm

kept shaking her ass
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Re: Four Word Story Volume III

Post#1007 » Wed Aug 15, 2018 6:32 pm

, a donkey named Jar-jar.
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Re: Four Word Story Volume III

Post#1008 » Wed Aug 15, 2018 6:40 pm

So Vader had her
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Re: Four Word Story Volume III

Post#1009 » Thu Aug 16, 2018 12:18 pm

married to Therm Scissorpunch
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Re: Four Word Story Volume III

Post#1010 » Thu Aug 16, 2018 2:45 pm

Hoping she’d die of
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